Dear Weather Gods,
You have been making beautiful rain magic all spring long. Thank you, thank you--many an early morning Saturday soccer game was cancelled because of rain this past season, and we adults in the 500Jerk household are most grateful.
Although we are truly steeped in your goodness--soggy, even--I hope for just one more small blessing. Tomorrow there are 11 seven year-old Brownies and 11 reluctant middle-aged Brownie parents coming to spend the night in my backyard bog. I am praying for a little more rain, also some thunder if you can manage it. Lightning would be the icing on the cake.
PS If a chicken sacrifice is necessary, just give me a sign.