As I was doing a little re-org of the blog, I realized that I rarely write about the 500Jerk Spouse.
Now. Let's be clear on the why of this. The Spouse is intensely private. This is a man who deflects almost all personal questions. He prefers to fly beneath the radar. Or go completely incognito. I've rarely written about him because I know he would hate it.
So if you want to know something about him, you'll need to ask him directly.
But don't expect any answers.