Friday, September 17, 2010

Rabbit Ears, Justin Bieber, and the Futility of Political Conversations

So, my bloggy reading friends, hello, hello, HELLO. Of late, I've been lost to a world of full-time lawyering, suburban parenting, and near constant cleaning up of other people's messes, legal and otherwise, so blogging has taken a back seat. But I'm poking my head up from the fray to give you some 500Jerk updates and deep thoughts on important matters.

First of all, rabbit ears. Even though we're only six weeks out from Halloween, do you know how hard it is to find rabbit ears in Knoxville on short notice? IT'S RIDICULOUSLY HARD. Yes, yes, the discount shopping shelves are already stuffed with teen stripper costumes, but authentic-looking rabbit ears? Not to be had. That's why Boy Wonder is wearing fuzzy white Playboy bunny-like ears in his school book parade today. He looks very . . . flirty. Does he mind? Not at all. In fact, I had to wrestle the fuzzy white neck bow out of his hot, sticky hands this morning. Although I've never read The Wind in the Willows, I just can't imagine a sexy white neck bow makes an appearance in it.

Second, Justin Bieber. All you haters out there just need to can it. Justin Bieber is a Good Thing. His songs are catchy and clean, and he seems to be wholesome and grounded. Stop it already with your Justin Bieber ranting. It makes the slightly obsessed Miss M uncomfortable. And maybe you're just jealous girls don't scream and giggle when YOU walk into the room.

Third, the futility of political conversations. Although this may come as a surprise to some, neither the state nor federal government can be changed by complaining about them TO ME. I'm full to the brim with those futile, bitter conversations and what's more, THEY KILL MY BUZZ. The next time someone tries to talk to me about What's Wrong with America, I'm going to stick my fingers in my ears and run away screaming. You just wait.

I think that's all for now.


500Jerk said...

HaHa O'Reagans!!! I'VE GOT MOM ON MY SIDE!!!! WHAT NOW???? JB ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISS M

Danno said...

I'm with you, Miss M. Justin Rocks!