The other night, when Boy Wonder ordered his very own molten chocolate cake:
500Jerk: May I have a bite of cake, Boy Wonder? After all, I'm paying for it; think of it as the Mommy Tax.
Boy Wonder: NOOOO!!! Not the Mommy Tax!!! It's MY cake!!!
500Jerk: C’mon, Boy Wonder. Just one bite.
Boy Wonder (relenting): OK, Mom. ONE SMALL BITE.
Spouse (smugly): Just think, Boy Wonder, if that was a Democrat taxing your chocolate cake, they’d take half. HALF of your cake.
500Jerk (equally smug): And just think, Boy Wonder, if the Republicans had their way, only the rich people would be eating chocolate cake. How would that be? Hmmmmm?
Boy Wonder: I don't know. I don't know. STOP EATING MY CAKE.