See the Greeks hidden inside the Lego Trojan horse? And the Trojans peeking out of the gate? And Helen and the Greek gods presiding over it all?
"There was this girl who was so pretty that she started a war because of how pretty she was. Troy stole Helen, and Greece wanted her back for their queen. And Greece had already had her for their queen. And they had a big war. And the gods sat on the wall. It was called the Trojan War. And the Greeks won it because they went back and hid behind an island and they left this horse. And the Trojans didn't think the Greeks had room for it so the Trojans kept it as a trophy. And at night the humans in the horse opened up the gates and all of the Greeks destroyed everything in Troy. Except for three people. I can't remember their names. It was two sons and one father. Then Helen came back to Greece. And the two sons and the father went to another place, called Rome. The end."
I think he's got the gist of it.