Given that I can't automate all your processes to take into account my personal preferences, I would like to state a few things for the record:
1. I never want a pickle with my sandwich. Never. Please save pickles for someone who does not mind ruinous pickle juice on their food. Related: No lemons with my water. Please!
2. No, I will not take the time to complete an online customer survey, no matter how nicely I'm solicited. I do things online to save time, not waste it on third-party marketing efforts.
3. I do not have any extra change. To be honest, I don't even have a quarter for a soda in my office lunch room. I'm sorry about that.
That is all.