The Art of Ending a Conversation Gracefully

“Max is going to Tate’s next week, then Beaumont. It’s all his parents’ fault.”
“Well, actually, Max wants to go to Beaumont, Timmy.”
“That’s because he hates me!”
“Why do you think he hates you?”
“Because he always fights with me.”
“So what does it matter if he goes to Beaumont?”
“He’s my friend!”
“Friends don’t fight with friends, you know.”
“He’s my friend. That’s it. I'm done. That’s all. THE END.”