I was going to save this to post on the 500Jerk Spouse's birthday, but that's not until April 29 and after reading The Road, I realized there's no time like the present.
So here it is:
Top Ten Reasons Why I Love the 500Jerk Spouse
1. He is fabulously cute.
2. He never turns me down when I want to go out to dinner.
3. He has great ideas.
4. He can fix stuff.
5. He likes to help other people.
6. He is funny as hell.
7. He likes me.
8. He loves our kids.
9. He is patient.
10. He is WAY smarter than I am.*
Happy Birthday in advance, honey!