In the 500Jerk household, we currently have:
1. Four humans, of varying levels of sleep deprivation and cheerfulness;
2. One elderly black lab, sleeping excessively;
3. Ten baby chicks, messy messy messy;
4. Six full grown hens, wild for lettuce;
5. One lonely tadpole, swimming in a tank of green funk; and
6. Twenty eggs, increasing by five every day.