Sunday, May 10, 2009


Some lessons the mothers in my life taught me:

1. Liver is good for you.
2. Move right along.
3. Try not to be a major maladjustment. See #2, supra.
4. TV makes your brain rot.
5. Also, comic books.
6. Hot dogs are better fried and wrapped in bacon and cheese.
7. It's hard to be a single mother.
8. Homemade food tastes better.
9. It's easier to let someone else pump the gas.
10. There's comedy in almost everything.

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