Yes, you read that right. DUCT-TAPED THE PRINCIPAL TO A WALL.
I don't know about your elementary school principal, but the principal of MY Westchester County elementary school was an extremely chic Nancy Pelosi-like individual who never would have suffered such an indignity. Plus, I don't think duct-tape had even been invented when I was a child.
You know, back in the day.
School today is WAY more fun.