Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Car for a Midlife Crisis

The 500Jerk Spouse just got his dream car.





You might think it's a sporty little red convertible.





Something fabulously expensive.





Red would be right.





Sporty, I'm not so sure.





Wait for it.






Wait for it.






Wait.





Be patient, I tell you.





Drumroll . . . .





Drumroll . . . .





Ta-DAH!


OH YEAH, BABY, it's a LITTLE RED VW DIESEL STATION WAGON!

Testing out at over 50MPG!

With superior handling and tan leather seats!

A 36,000 mile warranty!

Guaranteed to make leggy blonde twenty-somethings stop and stare!

OK, I made that last one up.

But . . . take THAT, OPEC!

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