You might think it's a sporty little red convertible.
Something fabulously expensive.
Red would be right.
Sporty, I'm not so sure.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait.
Be patient, I tell you.
Drumroll . . . .
Drumroll . . . .
Ta-DAH!
OH YEAH, BABY, it's a LITTLE RED VW DIESEL STATION WAGON!
Testing out at over 50MPG!
With superior handling and tan leather seats!
A 36,000 mile warranty!
Guaranteed to make leggy blonde twenty-somethings stop and stare!
OK, I made that last one up.
But . . . take THAT, OPEC!
2 comments:
Now THAT is a hawt car!
Right?
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