Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Empowering Girls Through Athletics or Manolo Blahniks or Some Combination Thereof

500Jerk: So the cross-country dinner is tomorrow, hunh?

Miss M: Yes! Are you coming to Mellow Mushroom?

500Jerk: Of course. You girls were awesome this year! All that running! Even in the rain! You were Amazons!

Miss M: Will you wear your high heels?

500Jerk: What?

Miss M: Your high heels. Will you wear them?

500Jerk: Uhhh . . . I don't know. Why?

Miss M: Because you look pretty in them. I like how you look in them.

500 Jerk: Oh. I see. Thanks.

Miss M: So are you going to wear them?

500 Jerk: Uhhhh, OK.

Miss M: Thank you, Mommy! That makes me so happy!

500 Jerk: OK. Good. Hunh. OK.

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