500Jerk: So the cross-country dinner is tomorrow, hunh?
Miss M: Yes! Are you coming to Mellow Mushroom?
500Jerk: Of course. You girls were awesome this year! All that running! Even in the rain! You were Amazons!
Miss M: Will you wear your high heels?
Miss M: Your high heels. Will you wear them?
500Jerk: Uhhh . . . I don't know. Why?
Miss M: Because you look pretty in them. I like how you look in them.
500 Jerk: Oh. I see. Thanks.
Miss M: So are you going to wear them?
500 Jerk: Uhhhh, OK.
Miss M: Thank you, Mommy! That makes me so happy!
500 Jerk: OK. Good. Hunh. OK.