Thursday, June 24, 2010

Dabbling in Senility

Breakfast this morning, Chez 500Jerk:

Spouse: Hey, let's go to Sweet Ps Friday night.

500Jerk [blearily]: Oh, Sweet Ps. I love that place. You know you can get a coupon for there. [suddenly remembering] No--wait. I told you that yesterday. We had this exact conversation. OH MY GOD, I AM TURNING INTO AN ELDERLY PERSON.

Spouse: [snickers]

Miss M: No, you're not, Mom. You're just turning into a VERY experienced mom.

Miss M's reassurances aside, NEED TO PULL IT TOGETHER.

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