I had what I thought was a very funny post all ready for Friday morning, but after I started crowing about it, the Spouse wanted to read it and then advised me in no uncertain terms that it would be imprudent, unwise, inadvisable, against better judgment, in poor taste, just plain stupid, etc., etc., etc. to post what I wanted to post.
So I didn't. But it was funny.
You'll just have to trust me on this one.