At the Fresh Market tonight, when we should already have been home for dinner:
Me: Buddy, you can't have a giant eclair for a snack. You just can't.
Boy Wonder: Why not? I don't want a bunch of bananas.
Me: ONE banana. I said ONE banana is a good snack.
Boy Wonder: No, you said a bunch of bananas. A BUNCH.
Me: I did not.
Boy Wonder: Yes, you did!
Me: I did not. ONE.
Boy Wonder: Mom, you don't make one SENSE.
Boy Wonder: I am NOT eating a bunch of bananas.