Friday, April 1, 2011

Do You Have Insane Conversations with YOUR Half-Starved Children?

At the Fresh Market tonight, when we should already have been home for dinner:

Buddy, you can't have a giant eclair for a snack. You just can't.

Boy Wonder: Why not? I don't want a bunch of bananas.

Me: ONE banana. I said ONE banana is a good snack.

Boy Wonder: No, you said a bunch of bananas. A BUNCH.

Me: I did not.

Boy Wonder: Yes, you did!

Me: I did not. ONE.

Boy Wonder: Mom, you don't make one SENSE.

Me: Really.

Boy Wonder: I am NOT eating a bunch of bananas.

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