Sunday, January 1, 2012

A Simple Welcome Would Be So Boring

The 500Jerk front door is in need of a new doormat, having lost the last one to the insatiable coir-loving Posymonster.  We have an opportunity to personalize the mat and I, for one, don't mean to squander that opportunity.  A simple "Welcome" seems a bit sedate.  I offer you the following alternatives for consideration:

A nice regional flair, mais non?  I do so like a down-home touch.  Or perhaps this:


Stilted Spanish is just so winning.  Or perhaps this--my personal favorite:


Which do you prefer?  Leave your vote in the comments below.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's Howdy Do for Grandma B.

Christi said...

If you begin to type in "doormats" on google, "doormats with an attitude" is a search option! Lots of great mats on everythingdoormats.com (my fav there was "Welcome. Just don't expect much.") Of your choices, I like Howdy Do.