And I'm Only Scratching the Surface of Boy Wonder’s Legos Obsession

Tiresome Activities That Must Be Endured Before Time with Legos
1. Eating dessert
2. Sleeping (“Duh!”)
3. Playing (unless Legos are involved) (“Duh!”)
4. Boat rides

Marginally Acceptable Substitutes for Legos
1. Bike riding
2. Playing with pal Sidney (note: this usually involves Legos)
3. Hanging with Dad
4. Snuggling (only in the morning, to be followed immediately by Legos)

Activities More Desirable Than Legos
1. N/A
2. N/A
3. N/A
4. N/A