A breakfast discussion of Eloise this morning then led to this conversation:
Spouse: If you had a girlfriend, Buddy, it would be Eloise. Definitely.
Boy Wonder: No, Dad. If YOU had a girlfriend it would be Eloise.
500Jerk: Hey! Dad already has a girlfriend. It's me.
Boy Wonder: Well, he can have other girlfriends. Girlfriends other than you.
Boy Wonder and 500Jerk: [chorus] LIKE THE LADIES AT THE SPICE RACK! THE LADIES AT THE SPICE RACK!
Spouse: [slightly embarrassed silence]
Boy Wonder and 500Jerk: [paying no attention; shouting at each other] JINX! JINX! JINX!
Here's the thing about a breakfast conversation Chez 500Jerk: You need to exercise extreme caution in introducing any topic. Because, really? You never know where it might lead.
2 comments:
I just blew breakfast cereal through my nose when I clicked on the link. Definitely noticed THAT billboard before we left town. Hilarious!
Oh YEAH, the Spicy LADIES. The Spouse says the food's really gone downhill lately. But the view? The view is still the same.
Appy, it is hot as hell down here. I think you made a wise move at the right time.
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