Third-grade Boy Wonder wrote a fill-in-the-blank autobiographical poem the other day, so I thought I would give it a whirl:
I am 500JERK (your first name)
I am HARD-WORKING, IMPATIENT, and READY TO LAUGH (3 adjectives that describe you).
I wonder IF I’LL EVER LIKE FOOTBALL.
I pretend I AM A TENNIS STAR.
I wish I DID NOT HAVE TO SLEEP.
I love RAMEN NOODLES.
I don't like LAWYER CLOTHES.
I want A BEACH HOUSE.
I feel FOR THOSE IN NEED.
I try TO LIKE HARD LIQUOR.
I worry about FALLING OFF THE EDGE.
I hope SOMEONE FED THE FISH.
I dream about VAMPIRES.
I am 500JERK (first name again).
I'm not sure what my third-grade teacher would think.