Thursday, September 1, 2011

I Worry About Falling Off the Edge

Third-grade Boy Wonder wrote a fill-in-the-blank autobiographical poem the other day, so I thought I would give it a whirl:

I am 500JERK (your first name)
I am HARD-WORKING, IMPATIENT, and READY TO LAUGH (3 adjectives that describe you).
I wonder IF I’LL EVER LIKE FOOTBALL.
I pretend I AM A TENNIS STAR.
I wish I DID NOT HAVE TO SLEEP.
I love RAMEN NOODLES.
I don't like LAWYER CLOTHES.
I want A BEACH HOUSE.
I feel FOR THOSE IN NEED.
I try TO LIKE HARD LIQUOR.
I worry about FALLING OFF THE EDGE.
I hope SOMEONE FED THE FISH.
I dream about VAMPIRES.
I am 500JERK (first name again).

I'm not sure what my third-grade teacher would think.

1 comment:

gnov said...

introspective exercise!

I am GNOV (your first name)
I am CURIOUS, IMPATIENT, AND EASILY AMUSED (3 adjectives that describe you).
I wonder WHAT MY KIDS WILL BE WHEN THEY GROW UP.
I pretend I AM A TENNIS STAR.
I wish I STILL HAD SUMMERS OFF.
I love GOOD CONVERSATION OVER GOOD FOOD AND WINE WITH GOOD FRIENDS
I don't like CLEANING THE HOUSE.
I want IT ALL.
I feel FOR THOSE IN NEED.
I try TO DO MY BEST AT ”MY INTEREST OF THE DAY”.
I worry about PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.
I hope THE WORLD WILL SEE PEACE SOON.
I dream about VERY RANDOM TOPICS.
I am GNOV (first name again).